Here are some Haiku's written by Kitty's!
I hope you enjoy them!
The food in my bowl, Is old, and more to the point, Contains no tuna.
---- So you want to play. Will I claw at dancing string? Your ankle is closer.
---- There's no dignity, In being sick - which is why I don't tell you where.
---- Seeking solitude, I am locked in the closet. For once I need you.
---- Tiny can, dumped in Plastic bowl. Presentation, One star; service: none.
---- Am I in your way? You seem to have it backwards: This pillow is taken.
---- Your mouth is moving; Up and down, emitting noise. I've lost interest.
---- The dog wags his tail, Seeking approval. See mine? Different message.
---- My brain: walnut-sized. Yours: largest among primates. Yet, who leaves for work?
---- Most problems, can be Ignored. The more difficult Ones can be slept through.
---- My affection is conditional. Don't stand up, It's your lap I love.
---- Cats can't steal, the breath Of children. But if my tail's Pulled again, I'll learn.
---- I don't mind, being Teased, any more than you mind A skin graft or two.
---- So you call this thing , Your "cat carrier." I call These my "blades of death."
---- Toy mice, dancing yarn Meowing sounds. I'm convinced: You're an idiot.
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